|Zs'Skayr: The Great Escape|
|Oh no! Spiritus escaped!|
|Season 2, Episode 10|
|Written by||Brendan McDarby|
|Directed by||Brendan McDarby|
|Cartoon Chaos||Down in Undertown|
Brendan: Hey! Look! A giant robot is attacking!
Mr. Robot: Umm… I’m just an ordinary robot…
Brendan: Bug Bomber will own you! (Turns into Spiritus) I WANTED BUG BOMBER!
Galapagus: Better luck next time! And hey! I learned how to use magic (makes a mana shield.)
[Spiritus goes through the robot, he begins to be out of character, he somehow makes a hole in the robot, and begins pulling out all the wires.]
Roy: BRENDAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Galapagus: Brendan! STAHP!
[Spiritus goes to Galapagus.]
Spiritus: Brendan’s not here… [He scratches Galapagus clean across the face, in which the latter bursts into tears.] You are such a crybaby…
Mr. Robot: Please… have… mercy…
Spiritus: [Turns to the robot] Mercy? Never heard of it!
Roy: You’ve really hurt Galapagus Brendan!
[Spiritus begins to finish off the robot, after the fight the Modelatrix symbol begins flashing red.]
Spiritus: NO! I’M NOT GOING BACK! [Turns back into Brendan.]
Brendan: What happened?
Spiritus: I happened. [It shows Brendan WITH Spiritus.]
Brendan: You can’t be here! You exist in the Modelatrix!
Spiritus: Yes… But an Ectornurite’s consciousness exists, even within a few strands of DNA. Now I can show you my true form! [He rips off his skin, in which shows a deformed version of Spiritus with an opposite face and squirrel leg.
Brendan: That’s disturbing…
Zs’Skayr: I know… Now let’s see how you like being possessed. [He floats slowly to Brendan, until Roy as an Arburian Pelarota crashes into him, in which he flies away.]
Roy: Are you alright?
Brendan: How’s Galapagus?
Roy: He’s fine, his face has slight bleeding.
Brendan: Ouch… Anyway… Spiritus went loose and…
Roy: I know… You really shouldn’t use Spiritus anymore…
Brendan: I can’t…
[Brendan and CO are in a meeting together, Galapagus occasionally wipes his face with a cloth to stop it from bleeding.]
Brendan: What do you think we should do to stop Spiritus?
Roy: I have no idea…
Galapagus: Look in the ALFD…
Brendan: Right… [He looks in the Ectornurite page.] If they don’t have their skin on, they will be killed by sunlight!
Roy: But it’s 4 in the morning!
Brendan: The sun doesn’t come up until 5:17AM.
Galapagus: That better be the time my face stops bleeding.
Brendan: Okay then… Here we go!
[Roy and Galapagus are following Smashhound, who is seen sniffing out Spiritus.]
Roy: Of course, there is no plan…
[Zs’Skayr pops up out of nowhere!
Roy: It’s 5:13AM!
Zs’Skayr: Really? I never noticed… THERES MORE THAN 500 CLOCKS IN THIS ROOM!
[A battle of wits happens with Smashhound and Zs’Skayr, Smashhound tries to attack Zs’Skayr, but misses, then Spiritus tries to attack Smashhound, but misses, it then turns into a match where no one can hit each other.]
Galapagus: This is boring…
Roy: Wanna see Never Say Never?
[A title card says 5 minutes later.]
[Zs’ Skayr and Smashhound are still at each other. Smashhound realises the sun is rising. He turns into Hyperspeed.]
Hyperspeed: Sorry gotta go bye! [Speeds off.]
Zs’ Skayr: GET BACK HERE!
[Hyperspeed goes outside, where the sun has just come up!]
Zs’Skayr: No! It can’t be!
[Hyperspeed turns into Chillax, who freezes Zs’ Skayr, and makes him sit in the open, he then breaks him out of his Ice cage.]
Zs’ Skayr: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! [He disintergrates.]
Chillax: YAY! I WIN!
Galapagus: Where’s my part of the action?
[Galapagus is seen clearing the streets.]
Galapagus: I had to ask… didn’t I?
- Spiritus (accidental transformation, selected alien was Bug Bomber, escaped)
- The title of the episode is taken from Rayman 2: The Great Escape.