|Hyperspeed being overworked!|
|Season 3, Episode 4|
|Written by||Brendan McDarby|
|Directed by||Brendan McDarby|
|Adwaita's Attack||Pony Peril!|
Galapagus gets a girlfriend.
[Brendan and his friends are at the Ice cream store, Galapagus however hasn’t even started eating his ice cream yet.]
Brendan: Galapagus, you feeling alright?
Galapagus: [sighs] Yes…
Roy: You sure about that?
[They are seen playing volleyball.]
Brendan: Wait a minute, I HATE VOLLEYBALL!
Galapagus: I hate everything…
[They are seen playing Call of Duty.]
Brendan: Wait… I don’t have that game!
[They are now seen working at the restaurant, Galapagus is still looking kinda blue.]
Brendan: Come on now Galapagus, tell me whats wrong!
Galapagus: It’s nothing, not like that…
[Suddenly, a Geochelone Aerio with a pink bow walks into the room, she is called Emily, Galapagus instantly stands up.]
Galapagus: Beautiful curly cue!
Roy: Oh no…
Galapagus: She’s beautiful!
Brendan: I know!
[He sits down and sighs in disappointment.]
Galapagus: I don’t know, maybe this isn’t such a good idea…
Roy: Because he’ll boss us about just because he’s in love!
Galapagus: I don’t have the guts to do it, and besides, I’m not clean.
Brendan: Aw come on Galapagus [Scene cuts to Galapagus’s front, it’s full of dirt and dust.] You look great!
[The scene cuts to Emily.]
Brendan: Hello customer!
Brendan: Wanna meet my friend Galapagus?
Emily: I’d love to!
[Galapagus nervously walks to Emily.]
Galapagus: [Gulps.] H-hi…
Galapagus: What’s your name?
Galapagus: I’m… Ga, Ga, Gah…
[Emily reads Galapagus’s nametag.]
Brendan: Why don’t you take her on a date?
Emily: Yeah! That would be lovely!
Galapagus: What? This soon? I haven’t even been on a date!
Brendan: You’ll do fine!
Emily: Where will we have it?
Brendan: Here! Right Galapagus? Umm… Galapagus?
[It shows us that Galapagus is too nervous to speak.]
Emily: Umm… Maybe another time?
Brendan: Yeah! You do what you want while we get ready!
Emily: Okay! [She leaves, as soon as that happens, Galapagus runs into the bathroom, Brendan follows.]
[In the bathroom, Galapagus is washing his front.]
Galapagus: Quick, Brendan! How do I look?
Galapagus: Actually, Brendan can you turn into Splashattack?
[Brendan turns into Splashattack.]
Galapagus: Now do your thing!
[He shoots water at Galapagus’s front, it’s now clean as a whistle!]
[He goes into the kitchen, where Roy is making food.]
Galapagus: Quick! Roy, get me and Emily a billon blades of grass!
Galapagus: JUST DO IT!
[Roy goes out and pulls as much grass as possible, after a minute of this, Roy is seen laid outside, he is gasping for breath.]
Galapagus: Thank you Roy! Brendan! Get Emily a bunch of flowers! [He turns into Hypserspeed and runs out of the kitchen and back in with flowers.]
Galapagus: NOW GET HER A BOX OF CHOCOLATES!
[He runs out and comes back in with a box of chocolates.]
Hyperspeed: What kind of Geochelone Aerio gives their mate a-
Galapagus: GET HER A SUN HAT!
[Hyperspeed runs out and comes back in with a sun hat.]
Galapagus: QUICK! BRENDAN! GET HER FINE JEWERLY! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! BRENDAN! [This echos.]
[Hyperspeed runs out and comes back with Jewelery, then he runs out and comes back with a toilet for Geochelone Aerios, then he runs out and comes back with a sink for Geochelone Aerios, then he runs out and comes back with a copy of Half Life 3, then he runs out and comes back with Monopoly: Aldabra editon, then he runs out and in with a Justin Bieber album, then a copy of Mega Man 9, then a copy of The Unfair Platformer, then a ring, then it just shows presents. then Hyperspeed is seen laid of the floor, he turns back into Brendan.]
Galapagus: Brendan! I’m glad I caught you! I want you to buy Emily…
Brendan: WAIT! Don't tell me. You want me to run down to the store and buy Emily something she doesn't need! Then you want me to run back here so you can say, [turns into Mr. Turtle]
Mr. Turtle: Arrgh, Brendan! GET HER THIS, And then I'll say, [Turns back into Brendan.]
Brendan: But Galapagus, You’re overworking me!! And then you'll say [Turns into Mr. Turtle.]
Mr. Turtle: "I DON’T CARE!”
Galapagus: BUT BRENDAN, EMILY NEEDS THIS!
[Emily comes in, Galapagus gives her all the things Hyperspeed bought.]
Galapagus: Hey! Look what I bought you!
Mr. Turtle: WHAT?
Roy: That does it! Brendan?
Mr. Turtle: I know! [He turns into Dragonflight.]
Dragonflight: MODELATRIX, Y U NO GIVE ME THE EMERGENCY ALIEN?
Roy: Just get this over with!
[Dragonflight goes and burns down the restaurant in a fit of rage, then makes a fire circle around Galapagus and Emily, who hides behind Galapagus.]
Galapagus: BRENDAN? IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT? [Shows signs he’s about to cry.] DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RUIN MY LIFE? MY DATE? IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT THEN FINE! GO ON! RUIN MY LIFE! SHES THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD MORE IMPORTANT!
[Dragonflight stares at them, and suddenly, he begins to bite his bottom lip.]
Roy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRENDAN? KILL HER!
[Suddenly, a tear rolls from Dragonflight’s face.]
Roy: Brendan? Are you crying?
Dragonflight: I… I… I CAN’T DO IT! [He extinguishes the flames with a fire extinguisher and bursts into tears, suddenly, Adwaita comes into the Restuaunt.]
Adwaita: What’s up with Brendan?
Galapagus; He was mad at me…
Adwaita: Well I was going to kill him and all but…
Galapagus: This is my girlfriend!
Adwaita: Wait a minute DID YOU TELL BRENDAN TO DESTROY LEDGERDOMAIN?
Adwaita: IN THAT CASE! [He runs out and comes back in with a gun, he reloads it, then shoots Emily in the chest.]
Galapagus: EMILY! [He runs to her.]
Galapagus: [Tears streaming down his face.] Emily…
Emily: I… Love… You… [Her eyes close.]
Galapagus: Emily… NO! NOOOO! [He begins crying on Emily’s front]
Adwaita: WHAT? YOU CAN GET ANOTHER GIRL CAN’T YOU?
Galapagus: I CAN’T! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW SHE GOT HERE!
Adwaita: Well umm… I best be going? BYE! [He runs out.]
[Roy, now ultimately feeling awful about Galapagus, walks over to him.]
Roy: Hey, umm, Galapagus?
[Dragonflight, who has stopped crying, and now simply in tears. Looks at Galapagus.]
Dragonflight: Galapagus, [sniffles.] I have something to say…
Roy: You mean we?
Dragonflight: [Sniff.] Yes…
Dragonflight and Roy: Were sorry!
Dragonflight: We were such jerks to you.
Roy: We didn’t realise how much Emily meant to you…
Galapagus: Emily, she meant everything to me… I could have had a family… I COULD HAVE HAD A LIFE!
Roy: Galapagus are you even listening to us?
Galapagus: [realises what Roy and Dragonflight are saying, he sighs,] I’m sorry…
[Dragonflight gives a weak smile.]
Galapagus: I was the jerk, I overworked you so Emily would be happy, this is all my fault! If I hadn’t wanted a girlfriend in the first place! She would be still… [Continues to cry on Emily’s front.]
Dragonflight: [Now fully calm and not in tears.] Listen… I’m not sure if I can do this… But… [He turns into The Emergency Alien, inside, Serena and Bellicus are with Brendan.]
Brendan: I need a favour from you guys, Galapagus’s girlfriend died and…
Serena: As much as we’d love to help… a Celestialsapien cannot bring anyone back to life…
Bellicus: We can! But only as a zombie.
Brendan: What? Galapagus would never…
Serena: But what about the fountain of life?
Bellicus: No! It’s too dangerous…
Brendan: Can you get me out of here now… You’re being useless again.
Serena: Motion carried!
[The Emergency Alien turns back into Dragonflight, where Galapagus is still bawling on Emily’s front.]
Galapagus: What happened?
Dragonflight: I couldn’t save her…
Galapagus: YOU COULDN’T SAVE HER? YOU’VE GOT TO TRY AGAIN! PLEASE!
Dragonflight: As dangerous as it sounds, You can go to the fountain of life and…
Galapagus: I don’t care! I HAVE TO SAVE EMILY!
Dragonflight: And there’s a second way…
Galapagus: Really? What is it?